Normal Island News
The five men suspected of plotting a massive terror attack at RAF Fairford have been released on bail. Authorities insist they are taking the matter seriously and refuse to accept this is all very weird.
They told confused reporters that if they have concerns, they're happy to take them in a helicopter ride above the base. Don't worry, it's fine to fly through restricted airspace and film stealth bombers during the highest security alert-as long as you tell the public how dangerous Iran is.